Don’t expect Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” Brandi Glanville to win any “Mother of the Year”; awards after the sharp-tongued reality star blasted her seven-year-old son in a recent podcast, calling the kid a “complete a**hole,”; a “d**k”; and a “f**ker”; while complaining about his behaviour.

As reported in Radar Online, Brandi’s cringe-inducing remarks came while she chatted with guest Jake Lacy on her podcast.

“My son’s name is Jake,”; said Brandi in the podcast. “He’s seven, he’s a complete a**hole, but we love him. Oh man, he’s a d*ck, seriously.”;

Discussing her son’s habit of continually defying her, Brandi admitted his bad behaviour is no doubt the result of her bad parenting, calling it “total payback”; for how he was raised. “Payback is a b*tch,” she exclaimed with a laugh. To make matters worse, she also compared Jake unfavourably to his older brother, 11-year-old Mason: “I have an 11-year-old who’s awesome,”; she gushed. “He doesn’t lie, he’s really sweet, he kisses me when I ask… he’s my baby.”;

Brandi was just getting warmed up, further joking that she’s “already, like, booking rehab for Jake down the road”; and sharing her son’s habit of singing her lyrics from Ariana Grande’s “Problem,”; specifically the line that goes “I’ve got one less problem without you.”; Her response: “I’m like, “Go f**k yourself!’ “; she said, referring to Jake as a “f**ker.”;

As if that weren’t enough, she also described Jake as a ladies’ man — even though he’s only in the first grade. “He’s basically got to second base with a lot of chicks already!”; she quipped, adding that Jake’s girlfriend is a fifth-grader.

Jake’s father, actor Eddie Cibrian (who left Brandi for singer LeAnne Rimes), has yet to comment, although it seems unlikely that he would be pleased with his ex-wife’s comments.