Considering Jennifer Aniston’s love for a simple heeled sandal, we’re a little confused about fiance Justin Theroux’s major pet peeve.  The hunky triple threat sat down with Amy Sedaris for Interview Magazine to talk about his childhood, why he loves the feel of “a light burn”; and of course, the things he hates.

“Sandals really bum me out,”; the “Leftovers”; star says.  “I don’t want to see feet. A strapless shoe can look sexy on a girl, but anything that exposes a man’s feet is….”;  The list of things Theroux doesn’t like doesn’t end there, either. “Also sweatpants are disgusting. Slow walkers I don’t like.”;

Photography by Robbie Fimmano

Photography by Robbie Fimmano

The actor/writer/director/producer says that while he may be more often caught on the streets of New York, he has a secret love for the West Coast.  “I like all the cliches,”; he says. “I mean, I love someone who lives in Los Angeles, so that’s a big draw. But I love the weather. It does feel like a slightly healthier lifestyle, being able to hike and do all that crap.”;

And we guess that some of that crap includes sun tanning, as the “Wanderlust”; actor dishes that he “kind of likes the feeling of a light burn.”;   Opening up about his natural glow, Theroux says it’s all thanks to Jen. “There’s this stuff called Retinolo that actually Jen turned me on to. It’s just like a body cream, but I think they’re going to stop making it. I hate when people make a really good product then stop making it. I get annoyed.”;

Photography by Robbie Fimmano

Photography by Robbie Fimmano

Since apparently this entire article is about what causes the actor to furrow his brow, Justin lets it fly about his exercise routine.  Reading our minds, the actor says, “I like to work out in the afternoon, around three or four. I just don’t like to wake up and sweat. I’d rather have a cup of coffee.”;

Sounds like the perfect guy, right?  Well, prepare yourselves because there’s more.  The actor says that he “always”; sleeps in the nude and that, to him, happiness is “[his] dogs and my lady, of course.”;

For more with Justin Theroux, head over to Interview magazine.