‘Family Guy’ Slams Taylor Swift With Entire Episode Devoted To Her Quirks

“Family Guy” took aim at Taylor Swift on Sunday night with a complete episode devoted to making fun of the “Shake It Off” songstress’ myriad of quirks.

The episode, titled “Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date”, sees Swift accepting Chris’ invitation to his homecoming dance because “she’s a sweetheart and very interactive with her fans,” Stewie, a self-proclaimed Swiftie noted.

But after falling for Peter’s eldest son, Swift’s music takes a turn for the worst, prompting her to break-up with the former paperboy and write a song about him – a narrative that continues to plague Swift’s real-life breakups from handsome stars such as John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Harry Styles and Taylor Lautner.

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Chris soon becomes the subject of a new song called “The Boy In The Giant Tux”: “Cause I know you’re just blubber in a dress shirt / He licked his armpit, then ate all my dinner and dessert / Chris Griffin is a pig in every way / Blubber, blubber, blubber, oh / Blubber blubber, blubber oh,” the lyrics read.

After being confronted by Chris, the songstress defended herself by saying: “I always do this… I ruin relationships with nice guys and John Mayer, just so I can write songs about heartbreak and moving on.”

The episode also went on to poke fun at Swift’s headline-making dance moves and her feud with Kanye West.



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