TMZ is reporting that Rob Lowe is currently fielding job applications for an assistant.

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The list of job requirements is a bit lengthy, as the actor is in the market for someone with a specific set of qualifications. Lowe, 52, is looking for a new personal assistant; these are the skills they must possess and what the actor requires: “Never assume anything, ensure the client is fed and has coffee throughout the day and schedule haircuts frequently for the client.”

The list goes on to note that one must ensure that the client has a dinner plan if arriving home later than 8 p.m. in the evening and to make sure the estate staff know if the client wants the jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered. But it doesn’t end there.

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According to the job posting, you must also be willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the client’s body man, you must be able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support the client, although it is not disclosed what that weightlifting is for.

Lowe’s team tells TMZ that the description doesn’t exactly match the actor’s current hiring status but that they can confirm coffee is the actor’s #1 priority in life. A source is insisting the job is with Lowe and that it pays $70,000 with benefits.