Millions throughout the world are up in arms about President Donald Trump’s travel ban on citizens of Muslim-majority countries. And although Trump signed the order on Friday, it only took a few days for the folks at Funny or Die to enlist a whack of celebrities to participate in a hilarious (and NSFW) new video that offers an unknown explanation for Trump’s actions: the existence of a hidden “Alternative Constitution.”
Apparently, Trump was a teenager when he was inadvertently given a copy of this alternative document, which has some marked differences from the one introduced back in 1787.
“He’s working from the wrong Constitution,” the video explains, “and he doesn’t even know it.”
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Among the stars participating in the video are Amber Heard, Cara Delevingne, Shailene Woodley, Susan Sarandon, Lizzy Caplan, Chloe Bennet, Constance Wu, Matt McGorry and Jamie Chung, who expose the truth behind this arcane document.
For example, the actual Constitution states that “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.” No so in the Alternative Constitution, which adds a caveat: “But if a handsome, brave, scared president makes an executive order that favours one religion over another, he shall only experience pure ecstasy.”
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As for the controversy over holders of green cards being among those caught up in the so-called “Muslim ban,” the Alternative Constitution offers a Trump-ish explanation. “They with cards of green should be kept away by any means, by wall, by force, or with magic beans.”
You can watch the video above, but be forewarned that some of the language may be considered offensive by some.
