Alert the Beygency!

Forget being the “American Badass,”; Kid Rock is guaranteed to be seen as the “American Jackass”; following comments he made about Beyoncé to Rolling Stone. Let’s get right to the quote where the “Cowboy”; singer/rapper talks about being “flabbergasted”; by Queen Bey’s popularity, shall we?

“Beyoncé, to me, doesn’t have a f***ing “Purple Rain’, but she’s the biggest thing on Earth,”; said Kid Rock. “How can you be that big without at least one “Sweet Home Alabama’ or “Old Time Rock & Roll’? People are like, “Beyoncé’s hot. Got a nice f***ing ass.’ I’m like, “Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t**s.’ Doesn’t really f***ing do much for me.”;

That’s just… wow. If only Beyoncé had a massive hit to her name. Say, who was that lady that did “Crazy In Love”;, “Irreplaceable”;, “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”;, “Drunk In Love”;, etc.? If only we could remember…

Geez, where’s Kanye when you need him?

We won’t even get into how grossly reductive Kid Rock’s comments were of Beyoncé’s appearance, but it’s definitely some serious John Mayer territory. Care to weigh in on Kid Rock’s comments? Send us a tweet or six and have your say!