Divorce Court has been on TV, in various incarnations, for over 35 seasons. And we think this may very well be a first for the arbitration-based reality show.
In a clip that’s quickly going viral, Nathan Sellers makes a rather lofty allegation about his ex, Lia Palmquist. He contends that one fateful evening she slept with every single member of Wu-Tang Clan.
We’ll take a moment to let that sink in.
First off, let’s crunch some numbers. With Old Dirty Bastard out of the equation (may he rest in peace), this still leave us with nine members of the legendary hip hop collective. We’re talking RZA, GZA, Method Man, Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Masta Killa, Cappadonna — the whole crew. And yes, Nathan is suggesting Lia got down and diggety with each and every one of them.
Perhaps not surprisingly, Lia contests this tale of Herculean endurance. Sure, she acknowledges meeting the band backstage after a show. And she also admits to chillin’ with the boys on their tour bus until 7am. But by her account, it was all above board.
“Let me just put on the record that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen, they treated me highly respectful,” she explains. “I kept my lady points together…We were not doing anything but talking.”
Well that settles that, no?
Obviously you’re going to want to see the clip, so we’ve already got it cued up. Let this be a cautionary tale about, uh, well… we’re not exactly sure.