Brad Pitt Blames Flip Flops For His Facial Injuries

Brad Pitt looked a bit scruffier than usual at the 2015 Light Up The Blues Concert over the weekend, thanks to a bruise under his left eye, which left people wondering what could have happened.

Well, wonder no more. Pitt has released a statement explaining everything. “This is what happens when you try to run up steps in the dark, with your arms full, wearing flip flops. Turns out if you then try to stop your forward momentum with your face, the result is road rash.”

But Brad Pitt is a trooper and wasn’t going to let a little “road rash”; stop him from being part of a good cause. “Regardless, I wasn’t going to miss the Autism Speaks benefit the night after – wonderful people and I was honoured to be a part of this important event.”

Two things you should take away from this: 1- don’t wear flip-flops running in the dark, and 2 – never use your face as hands.

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