Stephen Colbert Tries Not To Hurl While Recounting Trump’s ‘Textbook Generic’ Sex With Porn Star

What were the odds that Stephen Colbert wouldn’t address President Donald Trump’s alleged affair with a porn star during Wednesday’s edition of “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” (airing weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET/PT on Global)?

As anyone who watches the late-night comedy hit could guess, the answer to that question is zero-point-zero. Colbert chomped into the story with gusto by discussing allegations that Trump paid $130,000 in hush money to adult film actress Stormy Daniels (real name: Stephanie Clifford) to keep quiet about allegedly having sex with Trump back in 2006.

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Discussing the revelations in In Touch magazine — taken from a 2011 interview with Daniels — Colbert remarked about her description of sex with Trump as “textbook generic” and the timing of the alleged encounter, taking place just four months after the future president’s wife Melania gave birth to their son Barron.

“That’s a classic pickup line,” quipped Colbert before breaking into his best Trump impression. “‘Hey, baby … is what my wife just gave birth to. Want to go to dinner?’ The ladies love it.”

As Colbert detailed Daniels’ version of what took place, one particular bit of information had him reaching for a paper bag and struggling not to blow chunks: when Trump paid Daniels “his highest compliment for a lover” by telling her she was “someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter.”

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After recovering from his Trump-fuelled nausea, Colbert wondered about Ivanka Trump: “Quick question: Can child protective services take custody of an adult woman?”

Colbert wasn’t the only late-night host to goof on the In Touch interview, with “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” serving up a hilariously disgusting faux sex tape imagining what the alleged encounter would have looked like. Watch:

“The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET/PT on Global; you can also watch full episodes online.

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