Amy Schumer is understandably bubbling over with happiness over her recent wedding to chef Chris Fischer, and on Monday the newlywed opened up about being married while chatting with pal Nikki Glaser on her SiriusXM radio show, “You Up with Nikki Glaser”.
So how does it feel to be married? “It feels f**king good!” she said, reports E! News.
The 36-year-old “Trainwreck” star wed Fischer, 37, on Feb. 13 in a private ceremony in Malibu, and she admitted that she still hasn’t become accustomed to being called a “wife.”
“I’m a wife as hell. But it’s still like, a novelty,” Schumer said. “Somebody went to sit next to [Chris] and he’s like, ‘My wife is sitting here,’ and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that’s insane. Like, when it’s completely uncalled for.”
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Schumer also opened up about the couple’s whirlwind courtship, tying the knot after knowing each other for just a few months.”Part of the thing that’s good about us getting married so quickly is that we’re so in love,” she said. “Every girl I know, if they get proposed to they’re like, ‘Oh now? Now that I can’t have kids!”
Naturally, Schumer put a comedic spin on recounting their wedding vows. “Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard,” she admitted.
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“In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.’ And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f**king loser.’ It was all like, awful sh*t,” she added.
”All his stories about me that were supposed to be endearing were about me screaming at him,” she quipped. “I just annoy him all day. I’ll be like, ‘Do you want to play a game?’ and he’s like, ‘What?’ And I’m like, ‘Guess how many times I sneezed today?’ And like, that’ll be the game. And he’ll be like, ‘Three.’ And I’ll be like, ‘Don’t remember!’ And he’s like, ‘I’m spending my life with this worthless monster?’”
