UPDATE: Monday, Oct. 12 (4:48 p.m. ET) – Now Calvin Harris is commenting on the rumours he and T-Swift split up because he visited a Thai massage parlour, jokingly tweeting there will be no “happy endings”; when he sues for defamation of character over bogus stories.

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Reports that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have boarded the bus to Splitsville are apparently untrue, with both a rep for the T-Swift and no less an authority than Selena Gomez both claiming the two are still very much together.

Related: Calvin Harris Says Dating Taylor Swift Has Been “Absolutely Fantastic’

Reports that the two had broken up (after Harris was caught visiting a Thai massage parlour, no less) originated with Radar Online, and Swift’s publicist, Tree Paine, put it succinctly when she warned her client’s Twitter followers to question the veracity of that particular online news outlet. “I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again, do not believe Radar Online.”;

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Further dismissing the reports, Selena Gomez appeared on What What Happens Live host Andy Cohen’s SiriuxXM radio show today, and proceeded to pour cold water all over the breakup rumours.

Related: Taylor Swift Shuts Down Bogus Wedding Rumours On Twitter

“What?!” said Selena upon being informed of their alleged split. “I think I would have found that out. Is that a rumour?” When Andy told her that the breakup rumours were spreading, Selena was dubious. “Oh gosh, of course,”; said skeptical Selena.

As Selena points out, tabloid stories about her have been far from accurate. “Honestly, it’s so stupid,”; she said. “I’m pregnant every week, [Taylor’s] gonna be pregnant. It’s so stupid, like you can’t really read that stuff.” Listen: