Renting a car is no mean feat when you’re on Her Majesty’s secret service, as 007 himself found out when he tried to pick up a set of wheels in this hilarious sketch from last night’s Late Show.

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As James Bond (Daniel Craig) discovers, his rental history is a bit dicey. “Oh my,”; tsk-tsks the rental agent (Stephen Colbert. “Oh sir. It says here you crashed your car through a building.”;

“That was unavoidable,”; admits a sheepish Bond.

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“You drove it under water,”; says the rental agent to the secret agent. “You drove it into a Russian army while they were firing Kalashnikovs at you.”;

“But,”; says Bond, “I did bring it back with a full tank of gas.”; Watch:

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