You can now purchase your very own waterboarding kit signed by former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney.
Someone from the Sacha Baron Cohen and Showtime camp is auctioning the waterboarding kit Cohen pranked Cheney with on the comedian’s new show “Who Is America?”
The eBay sale was posted by username ermo43, a nod to Cohen’s Israeli anti-terrorist character Colonel Erran Morad.
“Here is a rare opportunity to own a WATER BOARD BOTTLE SIGNED BY the Godfather of the sport – American war hero and all-around mensch, VICE-PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY,” the auction’s description reads.
“Unlike the cheap domestic water board kits you can buy on Amazon, this is a professional grade piece of military hardware,” it continues. “Fully functioning, it have seen many hours active use by me, both on the frontline of the War on Terror and also in my own home… if you too live in a bungalow, waterboarding is a great alternative to the ‘naughty step.'”
As of this writing, 77 bids have been placed on the product with $3,801.00 being the highest bid. The auction ends Tuesday.
“Who Is America?” premiered July 15. You can bid on the Cheney-signed waterboard here.