When it comes time to put the life of the notorious druglord known as “El Chapo”; on the big screen, Stephen Colbert knows exactly who should play him: Stephen Colbert.

To make his point, the Late Late Show host presents his audition tape for the role, playing “El Chapo”; in a variety of different ways — none of them good.

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