Tiffany Haddish is too busy to have a man in her life.
The “Night School” star appeared on Global’s “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” Thursday night and talked about how her prolific career has been affecting her personal life, particularly her love life.
“I haven’t been dating,” Haddish admitted. “My personal relationships haven’t been that good. But I have been keeping up with my weighted blanket and my toys that I get off from Groupon.”
Then she added, “And batteries. Batteries are a girl’s best friend.”
Colbert asked what the weighted blanket is for and Haddish explained, “A weighted blanket is a blanket that is filled with what I think is sand, I’m not sure what the material is but it’s like 25 pounds, right.”
According to Haddish, the idea is to throw on the blanket and spray on some cologne. “It feels like a man is holding you,” she said. “And then you open up your nightstand drawer, put your batteries in… And go to sleep!”
Plus, as Colbert pointed out, there are other benefits. “You don’t have to make him breakfast or talk to the weighted blanket or nothing.”
Tune in to “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET/PT on Global, and watch past episodes online here.
