Ugh, as if!?

Actors Bradley Cooper, Jake Gyllenhaal, Seth Rogen and Paul Dano all sat down with W magazine to give the role of ditsy Cher Horowitz from 1995’s Clueless a quick stab.

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The stars delivered their best renditions of Cher’s classic “Haitians” speech with Seth Rogen, in our humble opinion, giving the most thrilling performance.

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None of the auditions, however, compare to Alicia Silverstone’s delivery of the speech, which you can relive below.