This isn’t your regular gift bag. All the celebrities who attend the Academy Awards this year will be leaving happy whether they win a gold statue or not.

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According to TMZ, each celeb will be presented with a gift bag worth a staggering $200,000.

That includes $6,000 worth of pet food, $1,900 for a non-invasive breast lift (a.k.a. the “vampire breast lift”;) and a  $275 luxury toilet paper and moisturizing set, $31,000 worth of skin cream and a $250 vape.

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And if any of the guests have the travel bug, they’re all set to go, with a $55,000 trip to Israel and a $54,000 Japan trip included.

Finally, on the sexier side of things, a $250 female “arouser”; is included, which offers “gentle suction and stimulation.”; In the immortal words of George Takei, “Oh my!”;