Leave it to Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop to deliver another over-the-top gift guide for the holidays.
Last year’s jade egg and camel milk delivery service have been replaced with a new selection of ridiculous – and ridiculously expensive – products.
Some of the more questionable items in the 2018 edition include”Sex Dust” to add to your morning kale smoothie (the actual benefits of the powdered food item are not described), a $275 ceramic backgammon set, a maribou feather “playful tickler” pleasure puff ring at almost $700, a $96 bamboo toothbrush set, a $139,900 RV and a $140 22-karat gold and ceramic pipe.
And for the person who has everything: a $340 lamp in the shape of a banana.
If Paltrow’s new husband Brad Falchuk is shopping for the actress, she’s dropped more than a few hints in the gift guide.
“These are my Christmas dream. Edgy and elegant – the perfect combination,” she says of a pair of bejewelled 18-karat gold earrings, featuring tiny diamonds and other precious gems, in the shape of tiger rays that go for approximately $7,400.
Of a one ounce portion of white truffles she writes, “I wish someone would give this to me.”
Start your holiday shopping now, Brad.