Sunday, March 17 is St. Patrick’s Day, and on Friday’s edition of “The Tonight Show”, host Jimmy Fallon had a special treat for his viewers.
During his monologue, Fallon announced that Ice-T had a “special St. Patrick’s Day safety message” to impart.
The “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” star’s message was nothing if not succinct.
“Don’t puke in the streets, you green b**ches,” he angrily declared.
In his monologue, Fallon pointed out that not only will this weekend feature St. Patrick’s Day, but also includes Spring Break and March Madness.
“Americans looked at the president and said, ‘Now you can declare a national emergency,'” quipped Fallon.
“March Madness brackets come out on St. Patrick’s Day,” he added, “which means you’ll have to fill it out while you’re hung over Monday morning. They say it’s going to be the first time everyone picks Advil to play Gatorade in the finals.”