Samantha Bee Really Wants A ‘Cats’ Role: ‘I Will Barf On Your Wooden Kitchen Spoons’

Samantha Bee will go to any length to score a role in “Cats”.

The star-studded movie adaptation of the classic Broadway musical boasts an all-star cast: Taylor Swift, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, James Corden, Rebel Wilson, Jason Derulo, Ian McKellen, and Judi Dench.

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Bee presented her audition reel in a new “Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” segment. “I’ll pee in a box. I will barf on your wooden kitchen spoons,” she said in Wednesday’s cold open. “I only seem to remember my name 40 per cent of the time.”

“I’m a mezzo-soprano,” she exclaimed. “Thirty years of dance training… Not what they teach you in schools.”

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“There are so many horrors in this world, it makes you ask, ‘What is important?’” she says. “And the answer is, a movie about a bunch of trash cats competing for who gets to die.”

The “Cats” live-action musical premieres December 20.

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