Ashton Kutcher dropped by “Live with Kelly and Ryan” on Tuesday and discussed the perils of parenthood.
The star of Netflix’s “The Ranch” and wife Mila Kunis are the parents of two — 4-year-old daughter Wyatt and 2-year-old son Dimitri — and he explained that one of his progeny led him to suffer a painful injury.
As Kutcher, 41, explained, Wyatt hopped into bed with the couple one night, and he insisted on bringing her back to her bed — which led him to break his toe.
“I was in bed and our daughter comes into the room to, like, jump in bed with us… and Mila and Wyatt were having a little bit of a spat that day… And so she comes into our room and sometimes I just, like, scoop her up and put her in bed, sometimes I take her back. I’m supposed to take her back, but I like scooping her up because it’s so sweet,” he explained.
“So she comes in and I am like, ‘Okay, I’m either going to get 15 minutes of hell from my daughter right now or 15 minutes of hell from Mila in the morning because we’re trying to get [Wyatt] to sleep in her bed. And so I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m gonna go put her in bed,'” he continued.
“So when I go to pick her up and get out of bed, and I don’t realize but I have dead leg – it’s full on asleep,” Kutcher said. “And I go to take a step, and I just go down and my toe is pointing the other direction! And I’m on the ground and I’m like, ‘Babe. I think you need to take Wyatt to bed.’ And so she comes around and takes her to bed.”
According to Kutcher, his wife’s reaction was not what one would expect. “Mila’s like, ‘That’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen you do.’ And I was like, ‘I will break my toe for you every night, babe.'”