Caitlyn Jenner Jokes About Why She ‘Retired’ Her Penis At Alec Baldwin Roast

Caitlyn Jenner took to the dais for “The Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin”, where the Olympic gold medalist was both roaster and roastee.

While Jenner, 69, took plenty of hilarious barbs from the assembled comedians, she proved she could dole it out just as well — and even made a few jokes at her own expense.

Referring to comedians’ jokes about how she “cut it off” (“it” being her penis), she quipped: “Let me remind you. It made Kylie Jenner, the youngest self-made billionaire in history. It made Kendall Jenner, the highest-paid model in the world.”

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She continued: “I raised 10 children. I’m coming up on 20 grandchildren.”

Pausing for effect, Jenner delivered the punchline. “I didn’t cut it off,” she joked. “I just retired it. It was done!”

Meanwhile, NBA star Blake Griffin (who once dated Jenner’s daughter Kendall) also took a few shots at Jenner during his time on the dais.

“As an athlete, I want to thank you for your bravery. As a human, I want to thank you for the door you’ve opened,” he began. “And on behalf of the entire NBA and half the rappers on the Billboard charts, I want to thank you for giving your daughters their daddy issues.”

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“The Comedy Central Roast Of Alec Baldwin” airs Sunday, Sept. 15.

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