A Twitter fan account devoted to Lady Gaga issued a tongue-in-cheek tweet aimed at the FedEx help account, and the company’s response went viral.
A Twitter user using Gaga’s new album Chromatica in the handle tagged @FedEx and @FedExHelp, sharing a photo of Mother Monster wearing a spike-covered face mask behind the wheel of a truck.
.@FedEx @FedExHelp this woman almost hit me while driving down my block delivering packages for you. I wrote her plates down just in time.. it read “PSSYWGN” please do something immediately pic.twitter.com/85MTLBiXUf
— United States of Chromatica (@ChromaticaGov) May 27, 2020
Yet it was the earnest FedEx response that caused guts to bust when a customer service agent named Lisa tweeted back:
Hello, this is Lisa. I'm sorry to hear of this incident. Please DM as much information as possible. Name, address, phone number, email address, truck number, and if it was a FedEx Express, Ground, or Home Delivery truck so that I can report this to the appropriate station.
— FedEx Help (@FedExHelp) May 27, 2020
Here’s a sampling of the hilarious Twitter response:
Stand down, Lisa. There are bigger forces than you or I at work here.
— Carrie the One 💄👑👠 (@Carrie_theOne) May 27, 2020
— Chrissi (@ChrissiX) May 27, 2020
Beep beep hunty pic.twitter.com/72KBDupVv1
— Angel Garcia (@Angaow) May 27, 2020
Dear Lisa, a similar incident has happend to me as well. She was very disrespectful and when I tried to talk to her she threatened to stab me with a knife. I'm still traumatised from that experience. pic.twitter.com/HhoYZGCINZ
— ɯɐp∀🐼 (@Adam0_0l) May 27, 2020
She needs a promotion, and whoever complains gets ran over again
— CanISpeakToTheManager (@RecyclableGay) May 27, 2020