Standing Up For Meghan Markle
After the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, shared her heartbreaking essay about suffering a miscarriage, Chrissy shredded the “piece of s**t” Twitter troll who criticized her story.
“Is anyone really questioning the pain and sheer awfulness of suffering a miscarriage, or are they perhaps criticizing Meghan‘s decision to write a 1,000 word op-Ed about herself?” wrote a Twitter user in a since-deleted tweet. “What does it add to the resources already available for those who go through a tragedy like this?”
“Award for today’s absolute piece of s**t goes to…” Chrissy, who suffered her own miscarriage this year, wrote while using the Twitter user’s full name. “Congratulations, piece of s**t.”
Balding? Yeah, Right!
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In another epic clapback, Chrissy slammed a Instagram commenter who wrote a dig about her hair.
After sharing a series of photos to social media, including one from Miami Swim Week in 2011, Chrissy poked fun of herself, writing, “The hell is this hair?” And in a second post, Chrissy shared a topless photo with eggs covering her chest to mark Memorial Day. But the troll in question commented: “Awe your hair grew in! I very much did not enjoy your photo from yesterday with balding hair on runway. Much better! Congratulations and thank you.”
Another Instagram user then asked Teigen, “Please tell me u kno this person and they playin with u? I’m over here like why ppl so damn rude!”
“Of course I don’t,” Teigen fired back. “People just f**kin suck lol.”
Clearing Out The Junk
After launching her highly-anticipated Cravings cookware, the line was met with rave reviews… except for one troll on Twitter.
“Ugh, more celebrities selling China-made junk to the masses,” he wrote. “We don’t need anymore junk.”
In a quick-witted response, Teigen wrote: “It isn’t ‘china junk’ but okay. Don’t buy more junk! I’m not responsible for your junk buying. Buy stuff you love.”
Chrissy found herself standing up to critics once again after sharing a clip of her wearing a sexy swimsuit. “I never post thirst traps,” she says in the video. “So here I am trapping you in thirst… with thirst.”
But the video was quickly met with “super mean” comments.
“Everyone used to... surgically enhanced curves. I’ve been a square my whole life and let me tell you, it’s paid off nicely in many ways!” she hit back. “Imagine if one day I showed up with hips and an a**. Ooooo you guys would be pissed then too! I’m happy, John’s happy, we all happy and doing a-okay!”
No Photoshop for Chrissy.
Despite some rude trolls who commented on a sweet photo of Chrissy and her daughter Luna, “That’s a horrible Photoshop Chrissy.”
The model quickly clapped back, shutting down rumours about photo editing: “Why would I Photoshop my a** to be bumpy and smaller than it already is.”
Chrissy Teigen Shrugs Off Instagram Mom-Shamers
Chrissy Teigen shared a proud moment on Instagram, but knew it would be met with criticism.
The mom-of-two posted a sweet video of daughter Luna, 3, at her first ever dentist appointment. But one commenter had to pick at something: "My daughter started seeing a dentist at a year old.”
So Teigen struck back, “Was waiting for this... you guys never fail me.”
‘I Hate To Say This But…’
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While opening up about gaining a few pounds after welcoming baby Miles, Chrissy had no time for the troll that called her “chubby," writing, “Teigen likes to attack people, so I’m attacking her weight. Chubby needs to go to the gym.”
She did not let that slide. “I hate to say this… but you are not a small person? Also, I don’t care about my weight so this does not hurt.”
She added, “I can guarantee he is not a handsome man.”
Scroll On By
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A troll complained about being sick of seeing Chrissy's breastfeeding pics, writing, "Menstruating, childbirth and sex are natural too, but that doesn’t mean I want to see pics of it… We get it.”
Chrissy had a genius response: “I don’t care to see grainy fireworks, Coachella selfies or infinity pool pics, but I let people live,” she replied. “Calm your t*ts and scroll on by.”
What About John?
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While taking a break backstage at “The Voice” as she waited for hubby John Legend, Chrissy cuddled up with daughter Luna and little Miles. But as many noticed, Chrissy fed the youngster with a bottle which some followers had a problem with.
“You no longer breastfeed?” a Instagram user commented, which prompted this simple but effective response from Chrissy:, “John never breastfed Miles.”
The Emmys Clapback
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At the 2018 Emmys, someone implied she looked pregnant while walking the red carpet, writing, “I’m asking this with the utmost respect, but is Chrissy Teigen pregnant again?”
And Chrissy literally responded from inside the awards ceremony: “I just had a baby but thank you for being so respectful.”
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As one of Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year in 2018, Chrissy wowed as one of the eight cover stars.
But to the one critic who said the photo was “quite frankly, awful,” Chrissy had an epic response: “Thank you, Heidi. In the future I will try harder to be the best cover model. If you could please send me specific tips and tricks (or past covers you’ve shot for reference) that would be so awesome.”
The Backhanded Compliment
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After posting a throwback photo of herself and hubby John Legend at the 2008 Grammys, Chrissy defended herself to someone who claimed she looked stunning "before the boobies and the fillers.”
“Boobies and fillers?” she clapped back. “F**k off with your backhanded s**t.”
She later added, “Two babies and ten years. Bye.”
‘A Plane Is A Plane’
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How can an adorable pic of a jet-legged John Legend and baby Luna stir up controversy? One troll figured out how by leaving the comment, “I didn’t know you could get private jet lagged.”
But she set it straight: “A plane is a plane. What, do you think it’s a time machine?”
Sticking Up For Her Man
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While live-tweeting during John Legend’s performance in “Jesus Christ Superstar”, Chrissy came across a comment from former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly.
“Watching ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ on NBC,” O’Reilly wrote. “Who knew Jesus of Nazareth ran a tattoo parlour? Geez.”
And in one swift motion, she took him down, “Yes, the shop specializes in cover-ups that aren’t 32 million dollars.”
Teigen’s remark refers to the whopping $32-million settlement O’Reilly paid a former Fox News analyst after she accused him of sexual harassment in 2017.
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Chrissy caused outrage when she let fans in on her dinner plans, red wine-braised short ribs, for John and Luna.
“Did you give your kid a food with red wine in it?” someone questioned.
“Yeah,” Chrissy shot back with sarcasm. “She gets wasted and sleeps all through the night.”