The Time He Was Jealous Of Matt Damon
As we all know, Matt Damon starred in "The Martian" back in 2015, a movie about an astronaut left behind on Mars. What we didn't know is that Tom Hanks wanted the role for himself. He posted this photo to prove he was the right man for the job with the caption, "I am so jealous of Matt Damon getting this role over me. Hanx"
We aren't taking sides in this one!
The Time He Sparked Some Friendly Competition With His Son
It's no surprise that Tom Hanks has an extremely talented son. Not only has Colin Hanks had roles in "Orange County", "King Kong", "Jumanji", and more, but he is also a director. In 2015, Colin directed a film called "All Things Must Pass" as Tom starred in one called "Bridge of Spies". Tom took to Twitter for some friendly competition, posting this photo with the caption, "Tough choice at the Village East Cinema! Eenie Meenie Miney Moe... Hanx"
His Obsession With Long Lost Gloves
Leave it to Tom Hanks to take a picture of a dirty lost glove and turn it into a hilarious social media win.
The "Forrest Gump" alum has posted a serious amount of lost glove photos over the years but this has to be one of the funniest. With the glove marked "Jordan," he captioned it: "Jordan. Found it! In Colorado... Hanx."
The Time He Got A New Car
Back in 2016, the actor took to Twitter to show off his shiny new car.
Hanks jokingly posted this photo of himself next to an old Fiat 126 that he came across while filming a movie in Hungary.
Following multiple tweets about Fiats, a former manufacturing hub in Poland actually crowdfunded enough money to gift Hanks a restored white 1974 Fiat 126 with lime green seats.
Now that's what we call a win!
The Time He Posted The Cutest Anniversary Photo
When Tom and his wife Rita Wilson celebrated their 30th wedding anniversary last year, he posted this sweet side-by-side photo of the couple at their wedding in 1988 and the couple at an event in 2018.
His caption was just as sweet: "30 years on April 30. ‘88 To ‘18. Magic numbers. Hanx and @RitaWilson"
What a romantic.
Another Glove Of Course
While we appreciate all Tom Hanks glove posts, this one definitely takes the cake.
The "Sully" actor shared this photo of a poor lonely glove with the caption, "Single at night. Ain't right. Hanx."
There's really nothing more left to say.
The Time He Kicked Up His Heels
If you haven't already noticed, our guy Tom Hanks loves to post about the random things he finds on the street. When he came across a pair of abandoned heels, our timeline was blessed yet again with some quality street art and a caption to match: "Kick off your shoes and dance? Done! Hanx"
The Time He Shamed Someone For All Of Their Parking Tickets
If you live in NYC and haven't paid your parking tickets, beware because Tom Hanks will find your car and post it on Twitter.
The 63-year-old actor came across this car with a hefty amount of tickets on the windshield and of course, his caption was the best part: "Sir? Move. Your. Car! Hanx"
The Time He Found 'The Scariest Building'
Tom Hanks doesn't let anything unusual pass him by without sharing it with his followers.
When he came across this creepy building in NYC, he obviously posted a photo with the caption, "This is the scariest building I've ever seen! WTF goes on inside?? Hanx."
Honestly, we are wondering the same thing...
Oh How Times Have Changed
From baseballs to fidget spinners, Americas's pastime sure has changed and you can bet Tom Hanks tweeted about it.
When he came across the two trinkets side by side, the "Toy Story" star snapped a pic. He captioned it simply, "The American Pastimes. Hanx"
The Time He Wished His Wife A Happy Mother's Day
Tom proved yet again what a sweet husband he is by posting this photo of his wife on Mother's Day.
In typical Tom Hanks fashion, the caption will make you laugh and say "awww" at the same time: "Hey, Baby, it's me. Happy Mothers Day! I love you everyday and so much. Hanx"
Not only does he win Twitter with this one, but he also wins the award for best husband.
The Time He Gave Us All A Reality Check
While we can always count on our man Tom Hanks for a laugh, we can also count on him to bring us back down to earth every once in a while.
He tweeted this photo of a grey cement post that has "Love one another" written large on one side and "Live rich" written small on the other. His caption reads: "One writ large. One small. Hard to do both,eh? Hanx."
The Time He Upgraded His Car
Did you really think Tom Hanks would keep that tiny little Fiat forever?
He traded in for this top-notch car and took to Twitter to show it off.
"I bought a used car!" the actor said.
The Time He Found A Clipboard In The Park
Someone better confess because Tom Hanks wants to know who left this important clipboard at the park.
The "Captain Phillips" alum jokingly captioned this photo: "Who left the clipboard at the Park? It has our stats on it!! Hanx"
This just might be one of our favourite dad jokes.
The Sofa And The Shoe
"Don’t blame the shoe when the sofa gets a ticket!" Tom Hanks hilariously captioned this photo.
The Time He Shamelessly Promoted His Own Book
Tom Hanks proved to his Twitter followers just how savage he is.
The filmmaker posted this selfie-video of him moving his own book from the bottom shelf at a bookstore to the very top. We must say, his caption wins: "Forgive my aggressive marketing at a nearby bookstore. Hanx."
The Time He Wished Mr. Rogers A Happy Birthday
Tom Hanks sure knows how to tug at our heart strings.
On March 20 he wished the late legendary Mr. Rogers a happy birthday by posting a photo of a crochet doll of the television personality. He captioned it, "Happy Birthday, Mr. Rogers! Hanx"
Hanks will be playing Mr. Rogers in the upcoming film "A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood." The film, which follows a journalist assigned to profile Mr. Rogers, will hit theatres Nov. 22.
The Time He Took A Selfie With A Woody Tattoo
With 60,000 likes, this Tom Hanks social media moment might just be the ultimate winner.
That's right, the voice of the beloved "Toy Story" character Woody, captured a selfie with a fan who has the cutest tattoo of the animated cowboy.
And if that's not enough, Hanks' caption will undoubtedly make you smile: "Well, howdy partner! Where’s Buzz? Hanx"
The Time He Showed Off His New Beach Clothes
Tom Hanks recently celebrated his 63rd birthday. To mark the occasion, he spent some time at the beach but not without showing off his brand new beach clothes.
The star tweeted this epic slo-mo video of him jumping from the top of boat with the caption, "Look at the cool beach clothes I got for my 63rd Birthday! Hanx!"
Oh How Punny
Like the true legend that he is, Tom Hanks posted this photo of an abandoned flipper with the punny caption, "Whoever lost this at sea has been swimming in circles. Hanx."
Another New Car
We are living for Tom Hanks' car photos and he seems to be too.
The "Mama Mia! Here We Go Again" executive producer looks very happy to have found yet another beat-up Fiat. He of course made sure to share his excitement in a sarcastic tweet with the caption, "Excited about my new car!! Hanx."
He's The Most Supportive Husband
Tom Hanks is his wife Rita Wilson's biggest fan and he doesn't let his followers forget it.
Every time the singer releases a new album, Hanks boasts about it on social media in the cutest way.
When Wilson released a Christmas album, he wrote, "What a babe .@ritawilson! Merry Christmas! Hanx."
Tom And His Shadow
Tom Hanks wants to know:
"Does this shadow make me look fat?"
While we are definitely laughing, we think you are just perfect Tom!
A Fork In The Road... Or Sea
Tom had us all laughing with another punny post.
When he came across an old fork at the beach, he obviously couldn't resist the temptation:
"Came to a lost fork in the sea, so I took it," he captioned the photo.
Last But Not Least... Another Glove!
Giving us major "It" flashbacks, Tom posted this photo of a single glove in front of broken sewer grate.
His caption really drove home those creepy Pennywise the Clown vibes: "Beware! Who climbed out of that sewer??? Hanx" he said.